You are elbow deep in chicken korma coloured poo, and Baby Grumble is splashing her legs and arms around like it is a puddle of rainwater and not the vile pool of baby crap that it is. She then starts to cry, and I am pretty sure by now you know how horrific Baby Grumbles […]
The Grumble
I Have Become One…. I Will Hang My Head In Shame
All those years ago when I was just a young lad, I never thought I would become one of those people, and I use t laugh at the thought of its use to make me shudder and wince. I use to take the mick out of other fathers for doing this and take the mick […]
Do you Want To Change A Nappy? Errrr…. No?
Mrs Grumble asks me this at least five times a day, and it is the one thing that really does wind me up instantly. DO I WANT TO GO CHANGE A POO FILLED NAPPY??? Errr would you be surprised if I said no?? I don’t know anybody that would “want” to go change a nappy […]
The Game Where You Can’t Win
Having a loving wife is great no doubt about it but when you work from home and Mrs Grumble is also at home all the time there will be times when you will wind each other up. I get it I am an arse I don’t deny that, but there are times where you have […]
Baby Farts
I never have in all my life up until Baby Grumble was born heard a baby fart. It sounds very odd, but it’s not something you think happens or even considers but baby grumble farts like a drunk builder down the Coach and Horses on a Friday afternoon. But what is very funny is how […]
How Can Something That Small Be That Loud?
When Baby Grumble cries it is something out of a horror film, I absolutely hate it and then if Baby Grumble thinks that you are ignoring her she goes one step further and engages the dreaded Gremlin mode, and that really does wind me up. The other day I was playing with Baby Grumble making […]
Poo Sick Poo Sick… Oh Poo
I have been pretty lucky with the nappy changes they have not been too bad, well tonight it was all going to change. I plonked Maddy down on the changer and and undone her baby gro and rolled it up then comes off the nappy…. Now with the nappy, you are never quite sure what […]
Angel Water Ticking Time Bomb
The first appointment with the midwife after Baby Grumble was born was one to remember. We are still fumbling about trying to hold Baby Grumble without dropping or hurting her and everything is a bit awkward and clunky which is to be expected as new parents. Anyway, the midwife arrives at our home, and she […]
Late Night Rendezvous With Granny
We are almost a week into me being a Dad, and it is hard work Mrs Grumble can’t do anything because she got cut open like some alien autopsy and to top it off I have the in laws here. I am not going to sound ungrateful about the in-laws being here because they have […]
We Get Baby Grumble Home And A Gremlin Is Born
The in-laws are here, and I never thought I would say this but thank God, was I pleased to see them. I was exhausted and going home was great and getting Baby Grumble home was all I wanted to do and to be honest I was quite looking forward to getting elbow deep in poo […]