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Baby Farts

12th February 2018 By The Grumble Leave a Comment

I never have in all my life up until Baby Grumble was born heard a baby fart. It sounds very odd, but it’s not something you think happens or even considers but baby grumble farts like a drunk builder down the Coach and Horses on a Friday afternoon.

But what is very funny is how loud the baby farts are and how long they go on for. Our little girl could out fart me, and the noise is great, but nothing surprises me more at how long they go on for. She is totally unaware she is farting, and so she is not pushing them out so they are naturally making their way out and that really is quite something.

The smell is something else and what always follows on from a Baby Grumble fart is that cautious sniff you do of her nappy a few moments later to see if she has filled her nappy.

It’s a sniff that you really don’t want to do, but you know you need to do it. If its a filled nappy you sniff you will most likely turn green and start retching, and if you are very lucky and it was just a fart, then you will breathe a sigh of relief and hope that the next time she farts that Mrs Grumble picks up the crappy nappy.

Farts of any kind still make me chuckle its a noise that has always been funny, and you might be thinking that I am a child and immature but still, I don’t care.

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