The Grumble

I arrive at my local swimming pool today, and the car park is rammed to the rafters with cars. Which

I like a good container about as much as any man but 18 months into this being a parent lark

What the hell is wrong with people? I was at the shops the other day with baby grumble, and some

I have been a dad now for nearly 12 months, and one thing I have noticed is that Christ my

As I write this Baby Grumble is just turning 9 months old and all is going well but I am

Taking Baby Grumble on her first flight was going to be a challenge, but god we did not think it

For a bloke, this has to be one of the most traumatising times of your life, and I would almost

My life at the moment revolves around me wiping dribble off from my arms, Clothes, floors, walls, kitchen worktops, tables

Now I am about 4 months into being a father and I think I am enjoying it. Baby Grumble is

You are elbow deep in chicken korma coloured poo, and Baby Grumble is splashing her legs and arms around like

All those years ago when I was just a young lad, I never thought I would become one of those

Mrs Grumble asks me this at least five times a day, and it is the one thing that really does

Having a loving wife is great no doubt about it but when you work from home and Mrs Grumble is

I never have in all my life up until Baby Grumble was born heard a baby fart. It sounds very

When Baby Grumble cries it is something out of a horror film, I absolutely hate it and then if Baby

I have been pretty lucky with the nappy changes they have not been too bad, well tonight it was all

We are almost a week into me being a Dad, and it is hard work Mrs Grumble can’t do anything

The in-laws are here, and I never thought I would say this but thank God, was I pleased to see